Don't sell your heart, don't say we're not meant to be

-American woman, listen to what i say
Town with Calyssa yesterday. As usual, it's one of our typical last minute outings cause i didn't wanna train & she's no school. We bus-ed to town and fug we saw alot of St. Marg's & Raffles' Girls. We were surrounded by 'em so you could imagine how polka-dotish & high beltish we felt. Something happened in the bus which just makes me go 'roflx 100,000,000' while it makes calyssa go 'Fug, there's too much chlorophyll here. Greeeen' While walking to Old Chang Kee we saw someone that looked like Curry Puff so we were like 'Wdf' & we walked over to Cine.
Calyssa was staring at all the International School kids in their ethinic costumes(HOW TYPICAL AH!) We waited for two princesses named Cherryl & Sherryn. We deliberately waited for 'em at the information counter knowing how dense they are :)
We saw like tens of people there from Ij. We saw people from St. Marg's (AGAIN)& MGS.
We went to get tickets for High School Musical 3. Thanks to the two princesses, Calyssa & I were forced to watch the show, but wtv. Cherryl wanted to eat BK for lunch so we headed down to Bk & guess who Calyssa & I saw again, Curry Puff. Well, basically hundreds of our school girls were there, so wtv. We took many unglam pictures of Cherryl & Sherryn. And sherryn eats damn fuggen slow. Imagine if it's Carl's Jr she's eating -__- Gone case.

The movie was kindda alright. Sherryn kept pinching me :' ( THROUGH OUT THE WHOLE MOVIE. Calyssa & I felt fuggen gay when we kept pointing out hot dudes in the show (Other than that overrated male lead, Zac Efron.) Can't really remember what happened after the movie but yeah, there was alot of walking & drama at the last part. Definitely the drama was not with 'em if not i wouldn't be bothered to post about yesterday right. Oh oh, we met Macho, Brunei Girl & Isfawesome. Calyssa & I had our hearts thumping fucking fast(&FURIOUS) while going home.
So that was basically my day yesterday. I need to go out more. I wanna watch The Coffin. I wanna go shopping again!!!!!!!!! CALLING SHERYL SHEN YING EN!! YOUR YOUNGER SISTER WANTS TO GO SHOPPING AGAIN & WE CAN GET HOT & AWESOME LOVE AFFAIR BOOKS AGAIN IN BORDERS & GET MORE ICE CREAMMMMMM & FOOOOD & BAND TEES! (Alright, that was not intended, just a sudden rage of love homones for my older sister & shopping.)
Talked on the phone with Jerrica(You can hear the whole sg go 'wdf') Can't remember what the hell did we talked about but tch yeah, wtv.
This morning was fun, went for smac then mom sent me to school to drop off my form & sheryl shen's(see, im such a nice younger sister ^^) She made me eat breakfast at the cafeteria in Toa Payoh Hub. Initially wanted to eat Delifrance but she detested how the gurkhas were blocking the way. Fetched Liyana from tuition and came back home & slept for 2 hours plus. Mom went for a meeting with a client. How not cool with both parents meeting clients on a saturday. Mom promised to bring us out later to get a baptism present for the Filipino boy Aunty Jean's daughter adopted! How fun, can't wait to go for the baptism tmrw!!

Mithra J, Leticia,Marissa, Chris, Petrina, Mel

My huge awesome fun loving groupies!!

Sheryl Phua, sheryl shen & moron are missing though.

Long gone are the lower sec days

Had alot of bonding time with Ms. Au+the class today. We had talks by teachers & our much dreaded dm.
Got back results today & everyone is getting promoted to secondary three!
We watched a class video which moved everyone. It was awesome to have something like that on our last day as a class today.
My classmates made me cry :'( Im going to miss all 'em especially those that i bonded alot with the past few months. Im glad that we intergrated well with Leticia & Sheryl shen since they joined our class this year.
Here is a little something for my classmates who got invited to read this blog.
Please bear with me as this may sound kindda too out of my hardcore, heartless, assholic world.
Yea, so we only really got fuggen bonded this year just when we're bout to get seperated into different classes.
Everyone in school just see us another typical 'normal academic class' in Ij with many express students & biased teachers looking down on us. But we have proven 'em wrong with many us doing better than the express geeks. Life isn't always about winning but this time round, you just gotta say 'HAH, in your face geeks'.
One strong point about us as a class that we truly do live up to 'ONE FOR ALL, ALL FOR ONE' with our attitude of always standing for one another as a class no matter what th situation is especially during Mr. Lim's Math Lessons, hah!
One thing i love about our class is that no matter what fucked up rubbish place or assignment we're stuck in, everyone always have fun no matter which different group of peope we're stuck with. Masses, concerts, inter-class & lessons are fuggen fun with all you. Now we won't have Ms. Au to constantly nag at us. Im affirmative that is something we'll miss dearly. We have Ms. Au to be grateful to cause if it hadn't been for her, alot of other teachers would have just gave up on us after semester one. Even when every other bicthes in school looked down on us, she stood by us continuing to be our pillar of strenght+ perserverance & naggings so that we'll all pull up our socks & do wellin the exams.
Not only was Ms. Au the one who pushed & motivated all of us, but it was also everyone's effort in class that pulled us through this year. So kudos to everyone in our twofive family! There's alot that makes us twofive namely..
1)Everyone's retarded antics of singing, dancing, laughing, cracking out of th world jokes, lameness+ Writing how hot she is on the board
2)Ms. Au's nagging!!! Killer man
3)Sheryl Shen liking who in class talks!!HAH
4)Making Mr. Lim fucken mad during lessons
5)Pissing every other teachers that come into our class
I think the list would just go on if i go any further. So yea, ho ho hopefully yall will get good companies next year in your new classes. I love every single one of you though im always hot-temper-ing with you guys(ooops my bad).



Secondary Two Five!

SECONDARY ONE, Unglam fuck.

Deanne

This is dedicated to my dear chilli padi(NO PUN INTENDED), Deanne Tan Su-Ling
She has finally got her bestfriend who will stick with her for the next 50 years of her life(yes deanne, you will die at th age of sixty four, aww)
Deanne, a word of advice, don't ask your bestfriend out when you're making babies, no good. & Please never ask her out when you're dancing or swimming!!! It will be a bad move!!!!!!!!!!!!
ENJOY WITH YOURNEW FOUND BESTFRIEND & THE SUFFERINGS SHE BRINGS ALONG!!! LOVE YOU 8- )

Ho Ho hopefully

#01. Results tomorrow!
#02. Last day of the academic year tomorrow!
#03. Last day of being a junior tomorrow!
#04. No more Outrageous Two Five nonsense :'(
#05. Muscles aching hardcore!!!!!! Fugggg.
PLEASE STOP PISSING ME OFF, BITCH.

Ruined

Honestly, before this sentence actually existed, i log in and click on the new post button eight times before this post existed.

Im dying to know whythefuck am i feeling so upset/lousy the past few days. I can't stand this annoying feeling. Screw that bloody shiz who fucking ruined mah whole evening with just one bloody sentence coming out from her mouth, i fucking swear i will never forget what she said.

I was planning to post about how fucking fun and awesome school was today but noooooo, some bitch just had to open her mouth/typed it out on msn. Im trying to bloody hell be damn nice to you and there you are fucking behaving like some fucked up bitch. 3 months.. THREE BLOODY FRIGGIN' MONTHS LA WOMAN. And this is how you fucking return the favour?! I hope you fuggen read this & decide to kill yourself by drinking tainted milk or jump off the building ledge cause i fuggen want you to get out of my fucking life with no effort at all coming frm mah side as selfish as it sounds cause this is how FUGGEN SELFISH YOU ARE YOURSELF.

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRN IN HELLLLLLL SUCCCCCCCCKER.

'I don't know how t adjust the webcam'- Whoo loser.

Im here for a second post today cause i do have time on mah hands so might as well i make full use it.
So yesterday was Town with Sheryl & Ariaga Muchek(THE SCENE KID) My sexy gay brudder was supposed to meet us but she couldn't make it :( The Satanic Bitch had a tiff with her dad, awww. So Pet made sure i treated Ariaga well cause apparently, before all these, i only knew her as Ms. Muchek's younger sister.
We bought our band tees and berms from Penin and had lunch over at Funan's Pastamania. I guess we wasted our moolahs cause we had soup+Garlic bread leftovers. Pet should have been there la! We went over to Bugis/Bugis Street and tried looking for a keychain for Ariaga and Pet's friend, but no avail so Ariaga got her a wallet instead. Met Pamela and her stupid PL friend for a while then trained home.

So that was yesterday afternoon. In the evening, i received a Skype Call from Sandra!! Gosh, she's damn sweet thou the time difference is four hours, she called after dinner which is her bed time. We had the most craziest moments on the webcam. All thanks to her constant pestering -___- Poor girl, she has been wanting to webcam with me since god knows when. Haha, finally yeah? She gave me a call just now too:) Miss you bff.

My youngest sister, Liyana kept pestering me to allow her to talk to mary balakrishnan on the webcam and msn messenger just now. Wah shiz, damn annoying ah. Really can't stand her at times. She has got a pretty sharp tongue for a 7 year old(NOT A FUGGEN GOOD THING MAN)
She's finally in bed now. So yeah, i guess i better head to bed soon if i don't wanna be late again and chiong like hell like this morning, blearghes:/

Goooooooooood Night Suckers, Morning Jamie!!!!!

Faggot from N7

I feel damn pissed off & cheated by some friggin' bitch again. And im also friggin' pissed off at some fag who thinks everyone's gonna be fooled by her whole act of being someone who is stucked in the middle and some sort of peacemake when she's just adding salt to everyone's wounds-.- bloody fag

Im supposed to update about my skype conversation with Sandra but im dead tired now.
So that can wait & i'll update about today some other time when my brain's still functioning.
Im just gonna rot while waiting for Dave The Bear to send me the invitation cards. Gawwwd, i hate giving out invitations for partys. Shiiiiiz.

I detest entertaining guests even more -.-

Call me anti-social on saturday but i ain't friggin' talking to those people mah mum invited, i think my cousins are coming( You can hear th whole Sg going "WDF" ) Sheeeesh.

I need to sleep now cause apparently we have to go back to school tmrw, what th cb man. Sorry for my explicity but it can't be help.. what to do...
Gooood Night Suckers & Good Morning Jamie!!

Satanic bitches

The exams are finally over, Thank God for that.
Ikea with Sheryl Shen, Sheryl Phua, Anne, Leticia, Pet & Mel was seriously the shiz.
We were playing in Ikea -.- Sheryl Phua sat in the trolley and everyone left her in a corner until she got damn jealous of us playing and got out from it, haha. Cabbed with Sheryl Shen and Leticia. We caught up alot within the 20mins cab ride. Sent Sheryl home first before heading to Leticia's then Sheryl Phua's. Watched Dead Silence at Sheryl's. HAHA, i swear all of 'em were damn cute when they screamed. Left early and it friggin' rain!!! I was freezing like hell in the bus:(
Swee Ting messaged me saying training was canceled!! So i slept a while longer and met Shanth & Moron at Far East. While crossing at Wheelock's junction, guess who we saw... Pet's most fav junior, period. Head over to Penin and went to Vivo to meet Leticia, Pet, Sheryl, Anne & Mel. They were at Long John's and poor pet had to talk to her imaginary friend when i wasn't around. Leticia, Mel, Anne & Sheryl kept irritating me with the "THAT THING, THAT THING YOU KNOW..." Wah shit, i swear i could have just slap their faces man. But nahhh, i love my gf, mum, brudder, sister-in law too much to do that(YALL BETTER BE GRATEFUL AH!)
We went around Vivo and wha lao, i swear that shopping with Anne and Mel is the worse man, especially Anne. They can just stay in a store for hours la! Leticia got pissed off cause we were fighting over where to go after Vivo. Sorry gffff :( Don't be angry okaaaaaaaaay. We finally settled ourselves near the carpark entrance(HOW UNGLAM) And ate our chocolates and candies from Candy Empire. I bought my awesome Popping candy Cadbhury chocolates and i made everyone try it, heeee :D It's damn nice okay. And it made a mini symphony orchestra in mah throat!!! HOW KEWL IS THAT, HAHA. Sheryl, Pet and everyone else got into the mood of prank-calling (WHICH STARTED SINCE LETICIA& SHERYL WERE AT TOPSHOP-.-)
Bus-ed to Far East and we walked to Lucky Plaza. We bumped into alot of IJ girls ah. And we bumped into Ms. Historian too. After getting our extensions, headed to Paragon and train-ed home with Petrina Chia Pei Linggggggg.

Pet & I realised how bitchy we have been to each other ever since God knows when with the whole talking to each other for one week then the next week give each other fck-ed up faces. Haha, pretty funny actually. We realised how much bitching we've been missing out with each other so this kind brudder wudder of mine promised NEVER TO DAO ME AGAIN, HAHAHA.

Gonna meet Pet, Sheryl Shen & most prolly Chris tmrw for mass. Pet wants to meet her fav junior tmrw, heeee. WE MUST HAVE PRATA TMRWWWWWW!!!!! ;)

Anyways, here is something for Anne, Sheryl Shen, Sheryl Phua, Mel, Leticia & Pet
Thanks yall for the awesomest times the past weeek! Haha, who would have thought that Sheryl Shen and I would actually be having meals with yall out of blue after drifting alot. But still, thanks alot guys :) Having Satanic/ Economic Crises talks with you guys are the bestest. I know i promised to write awesome posts about you guys but... it's kindda late now & Ho ho hopefully this makes up for it! AH, I love you my brudder wudders, Mom, Gf & Sister-In law/Boobshead

(EW THIS SOUND MUSHY BUT WDEVER LA)

WHEN IM W YOU, I'LL MAKE EVERYONE SECOND COUNT CAUSE I MISS YOU.

One more night

Today was friggin' not awesome.
Got up early and met Calyssa at Woodlands and we went back to her place so that she can get her stuff. Wanted to pay respect to Grandpa so went down to Holy Spirit's columbarium. Had a hard time finding the niche. We noticed alot Pereiras were there, haha. Had craving for Prata so after walking around the columbarium for half an hour, we walked down to Prata house and had a pretty late lunch there.
Sandra and Rachel called and told us to meet 'em. Firstly, Rach was like asking us to meet her at Penin so we boarded 166 and then bloody earth, Sandra told us to meet her at Novena first. So we got off at Novena and stupid sandra wasn't anywhere to be seen. So we made full use of the time to go around finding stuffs that we wanted.
After being there for more than hour, kind sandra told us she's already at Raffles -.-
Cal's mum called & told us to get stuffs from AMKHub, and it was a friggin' emergency. So we had to go all the way back to Yishun cause her mum's car is being serviced. Cab to Raffles to meet Sandra then to Penin to meet Rachel.
R & J were being damn ........ in Penin, HAHAHAHA, awwwwwwwww.
I shall blog abt what happened tonight some other day. Cause apparently i feel damn sleepy and it is only 11.31 pm on a weekend!!!!!!
Ah before i end,
Thanks mum, dad, grams, Ethan, Ethan's wife, Elijah, Shaun, Darren, Dulcie, Wynona, Liyana, Aunty Jean and Sandra for making tonight damn awesome! :)

OH! Gravity

Im having this cursed feeling something bad would happen. Ah, whatever.

I hate typing out my post on this bloody cursed PC. I would very much prefer my Stacy(Not the person, my laptop) This bloody keyboard is damn what the fck man, so keyboard/pc-ish. Ah!

So, my mom didn't pms during hari raya(THANK GOD!) We only went to five bloody houses okay. I wore the itchy, long-ish, dumb and itchy malay dress for nothing can. But it was kindda cool finally getting a chance to wear some really traditional stuff. Dulcie and Mom got like the same material but in different colour and i was bloody hell wearing the same colour as my two younger sisters, green. Out of all colours, my mom picked that colour for me, cb. And bloody earth, i had to wear some retarded court shoes (i think that's what you call 'em) which gave me friggin' blisters. Ah, so much for unbun(K)able ah Marissa. I friggin' swear that would be the last time i'm friggin' wearing whatever that dress is called.

On the lighter note of that horrendous dress wearing day, I met my cousins. Haha, funny shiz. They had to help Mama with the drinks for the guest, so i was extra-ing in the kitchen so i helped with the ice. So they made 'em in blocks, so me being such a strong person (VERYSTRONGAH!) broke the ice in pieces. Millions of 'em! HAHA.

And now, my cousins are known as 1) Bibik Jawen 2) Bibik Hani... Both of the names are my first two maids name, HAHA. Serve 'em right for always bulllying this awesome shimmen cousin of theirs, haha.

Went to Papa chris's, Mama Wati's, Baby Adam's and Nek's house also!! HAHA, Omgg, i miss passing to 'em food whenever when we're staying in Yew Tee. Baby Adam's three years old now!! I miss the times whenever we would go over just to watch tele with 'em and go for midnight movies alongside with late night busrides in 302 and Papa chris's 'Tat tat card' classic.

We used to have sleepovers and we would sleep in papa chris's fishing room with all the what used to be scary fishing hooks and rods. He has some obsession with fishes, sheeshfishkebabs.

School was pretty alright. Had debate/oral today. My group is the kewlest okay cause we had Sheryl Shen!! So Mithra and I were getting prepared for it when...

Deanne and Yiru who were our opponents said....

Deanne: Eh give us some pointers eh!

Shari: Eh, how can...

Mithra: Ya lorh, yall have more points than us!

Deanne: You give me one, i give you one.

Sheryl: *Lifts paper she was doodling on and shows it to Deanne* Nah, give you some points ah!

Shari, Mithra: *Starts Laughing* Bloody hell, JY here JY there, What does JY has to do with this?!?!

Deanne purposely shot back at us like siao kao man. But in all, it was gooood! I'm friggin' suffering from a friggin' stomach flu. I can't stand throwing up almost all the time. But tuesday it was hell, i was throwing up during lessons and wahh, i had to go lao sai three bloody times! But it was mostly constipated. Science was slack man! Im damn friggin' grateful to which ever pandai person in mah class for asking Ms. Au to go through Circulatory System. Now, im pandai enough to sit for the paper, haha, wishful thinking. Math was errrrrrrrr damn 'Eh Mr Lim, Hari Raya already, must maaf maaf okay!' HAHA, City Mariam and I enjoy disturbing him with our disturbing malay speaking language and this whole Muslim people's fasting month and New year. Not that we're being offensive just that he always asks City: 'Eh Puasa tak'.

Recess was bloody earthly fun, cause i got to drink my barley, finally after 2 months of being banned from it. Cikgu friggin' made us go back to class to get some materials to study cause it's free period. Sheeesh, but we ended up talking about alot of rubbish things, including cikgu okaay, so much for studying cikgu.

E.P can seriously make my bloody pressure naik. Cause i discovered something about Adam. HAHA, Sorry ah Adam. But i seriously can't stand whatever you were showing me. Lit was bloody earthly awesome.

After school was mugging for literature with loads of rubbish in between pages. Noisy is the new awesome, haha. Trained home with Calyssa and Dinner was damn fck up uh. Im going to finish up afew more pointers on Flowers For Algernon and prolly head to bed or something.

P/s I can't stand how you're tying to make yourself look like some bloody earth victim.

Run baby run, don't ever look back. They'll tear us apart if you give 'em the chance.

SHANTH SHANTH GAY GAY.

Happy 15th Birthday Shanth Balakrishnan!


-I bet this your favourite peekture!! :]
Brudder wudder,
You're a really awesome friend. At times we fight for the most stupid reasons. No matter how major we always claim our cold wars are, we eventually end up making up to each other... Which is damn awesome, HAHA. Hopefully, we'll get to complete our white musical house! HO HO HOPEFULLY!
HAHA, I hope you'll get the most blessed birthday this year!
Enjoy brudder wudder from another mother wudder!!